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  • The Rock x Siri

    The Rock x Siri

    I watched this entire advertisement hoping that there'd be a new apple update where you can change siri's voice to The Rock's voice. That wasn't the case. I don't know what I expected.... sad.

  • The Last Days of Disco

    The Last Days of Disco


    "There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck."

    Official Rating: 🍸💃🏼🕺🏻💃🏼🕺🏻💃🏼🕺🏻💃🏼🍸/10 

    Also young Kate Beckinsale..👌🏼

    Edit: Abbreviated thoughts: I liked the approach the film takes to display how various types of people react to big shifts in life. To put it in the backdrop of a failing genre of music it really brings everything full circle. There were also some really hilarious scenes in here showing how absolutely PATHETIC people are in these types of situations. To me, that made it all worth it.

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  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha


    My mother is beginning to make fun of me for how much I like a 'chick movie'.

    Well, mom. IT'S NOT A CHICK MOVIE.

  • Sleeping with Other People

    Sleeping with Other People


    EDIT: Okay, thought about this for a while, lowered to 4.5 stars. I still feel the same way about this film, but when I rate something 5 stars i consider it's "rewatchability"... so considering this, I've felt no need to go back and rewatch the film, and examine further. Maybe i will look back, but there were definitely some flaws here and there.

    Here is the original review:

    I know I will get shit for rating this 5 stars, and…