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  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok


    My review is Pedro Martinez yelling “Thor” on the postgame Show throughout the Mets 2015 World Series run.

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    Big shout out Nicole Kidman if I’m bein for real here — that’s all I really gotta say.

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  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha


    My mother is beginning to make fun of me for how much I like a 'chick movie'.

    Well, mom. IT'S NOT A CHICK MOVIE.

  • David Lynch Cooking Quinoa

    David Lynch Cooking Quinoa

    I've always wondered what life would be like if David Lynch was my dad.... now I know.