I wish more films had no humans in them.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A shop owner builds a masturbation machine, which consists of a TV screen showing his favourite female newsreader, and four oiled-up mechanical hands.
Another man makes himself a giant chicken costume, and goes out to the middle of nowhere to terrorise a female dummy, which has been inexplicably brought to life.
Elsewhere, a dominatrix brings a male dummy to life and flails it to death with a whip, before drowning it.
Meanwhile, a postwoman orgasms after inhaling a bowl of…