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  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    I love this film so much I just want to fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer.

  • Inside Out

    Inside Out


    Why is there a reference to a film by a child rapist in a kids movie? (Chinatown)

    I found this to be a shouty, shiny, intermittently amusing but strangely dispiriting Pixar. Since they were swallowed up by Disney they've really lost their mojo. Or maybe I'm dead inside.

    On the upside, the cat brain sequence was worth sticking around for, and the dream productions were fun.

    (The kid sitting next to me in the cinema was a yappy, hyperactive little shitbag, maybe that soured it)

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    Italian Spiderman


    I want to be Italian Spiderman when I grow up.

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    Conspirators of Pleasure


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