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  • Homo Sapiens

    Homo Sapiens

    ★★★★½

    I wish more films had no humans in them.

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★★★★

    I love this film so much I just want to fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer.

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  • Italian Spiderman

    Italian Spiderman

    ★★★★

    I want to be Italian Spiderman when I grow up.

  • Conspirators of Pleasure

    Conspirators of Pleasure

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A shop owner builds a masturbation machine, which consists of a TV screen showing his favourite female newsreader, and four oiled-up mechanical hands.
    Another man makes himself a giant chicken costume, and goes out to the middle of nowhere to terrorise a female dummy, which has been inexplicably brought to life.
    Elsewhere, a dominatrix brings a male dummy to life and flails it to death with a whip, before drowning it.
    Meanwhile, a postwoman orgasms after inhaling a bowl of…