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  • Psycho

    Psycho

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    full disclosure every time bernard hermann's music started playing i nutted a lil bit

  • Nocturama

    Nocturama

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    easiest way to die of alcohol poisoning: take a shot every time a scene repeats itself or whenever something "dramatic" happens with pop music playing in the background

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  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell

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    "yeah this movie is whitewashed but it's also a criticism of whitewashing so its revolutionary... handled so well" (basically what i gathered skimming reviews)

    why don't y'all just shut the fuck up and cast rinko kikuchi instead of this boring ass white lmfaoooo

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

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    wheat: located
    gays: saved
    xenomorphs: big
    alien franchise: revitalized
    sergeant lope: the hottest man alive

    my wig??????? flung out of the Covenant and floating in space