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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

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    "I am older and I see things differently. And I finally understand you."

    For the past 3 or so months, waiting for the blu-ray to be released so I could finally watch this again, I grew slightly nervous that maybe the film would lose its magic after my initial obsession had ended and it was on a smaller screen. Thankfully, none of my fears came true... no movie makes me feel as warm as this and I wish it was 2, 3, 4 hours longer.

  • Tomb Raider

    Tomb Raider

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    Daniel Wu is so fucking sexy i really cannot believe it.... Thatโ€™s it thatโ€™s my review thanks for reading!

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  • Life in the Blue

    Life in the Blue

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    Marine life is so BEAUTIFUL ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • Deep Red

    Deep Red

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    ummmm what the fuck these giallo movies are usually fun why was this one fucking terrifying????? the animatronic puppet nearly gave me a heart attack like . fuck

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  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell

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    "yeah this movie is whitewashed but it's also a criticism of whitewashing so its revolutionary... handled so well" (basically what i gathered skimming reviews)

    why don't y'all just shut the fuck up and cast rinko kikuchi instead of this boring ass white lmfaoooo

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

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    me, dialing 911, shouting in between sobs: sean baker.. COLORS... brooklynn prince... willem dafoe.... disney

    911 operator, sending a therapist to my house: just stay right where you are i will handle this