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  • 30 Days of Night

    30 Days of Night


    ok but what kind of name is eben

  • The Devil Rides Out

    The Devil Rides Out


    I don't know why I liked this so much but i really did get sucked into its creepy atmosphere despite the cheesy '60s effects (the spider... bye). also my rating is probably higher than it should be because leon greene was hot

    excited to watch more Hammer films!

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  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell


    "yeah this movie is whitewashed but it's also a criticism of whitewashing so its revolutionary... handled so well" (basically what i gathered skimming reviews)

    why don't y'all just shut the fuck up and cast rinko kikuchi instead of this boring ass white lmfaoooo

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    wheat: located
    gays: saved
    xenomorphs: big
    alien franchise: revitalized
    sergeant lope: the hottest man alive

    my wig??????? flung out of the Covenant and floating in space