ANV_ME has written 2 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Dune



    Updated: I watched it a second time and still the same result, it’s just a pompous Star Wars with so much exposition in it because the plot is too convoluted. This movie tells you what the story is and doesn’t show you what the story is.  Also not sure I’m a Timothée Chalamet fan, he thoroughly underwhelmed in this movie and in French Dispatch. 

    Original: This movie feels like episode two of a ten part miniseries. You come into the…

  • The Happening

    The Happening


    At first I went into this and had high hopes for a good horror movie and then was extremely disappointed. But once expectations went away then I was able to lean back and enjoy how bad this movie is. This is one of those cases where “it’s so bad that it’s good” type of horror movies. It’s definitely not a good movie at all but it is so stupid that you end up laughing harder at it than movies that actually try to be funny. It’s a dumpster fire but the fumes will get you high off of it’s stupidity.