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Artemis Fowl 2020
Holy…wow. Uhhh just read first sentence of the book synopsis and you’ll get more out of it than this whole movie. There is no way in hell a veteran director like Kenneth Branagh could put something like this together even if the problem solely relied on a bad script. From minute one I don’t understand what’s going on. The framing narrative didn’t help, no characters are likable, developed, or even important. There’s a macguffin that everyone wants yet they never…