Boop has written 12 reviews for films rated during 2018.

  • Gotti
  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    One star for the only visible scene in this movie; The Shining scene. I still love it and it’s fantastic. 

    The rest of this is hot garbage. I don’t get the point in spending money to use IP and not talk about them at all. There’s a scene that uses the Holy Hand Grenade from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and doesn’t mention that movie at all. What’s the point?! It literally goes “hey a thing you guys know…

  • Mac and Me

    Mac and Me

    Who honestly thought that Mac was on the same level of ugly cute as ET. That thing looks like a puppet, it’s the most unrealistic thing I’ve ever seen, it never emotes beyond it’s one facial expression and it’s just poorly designed overall. He looks like a wall-eyed pug that got beat with a stick. I honestly couldn’t even try to care about anyone in this.

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare

    I think this movie wins my personal record of fastest time to check out. 5 minutes in, literally I was keeping track. I thought this was the Blumhouse version and I was expecting to have a fun time with a shitty horror movie, but this movie (which apparently came out 6 months prior) is just lame and boring.

  • Pottersville

    Pottersville

    I was hoping this would be fun bad but sadly it is not. I swear there’s been one guy asking all these big name actors to star in absolute garbage as a favor. 

    Thomas Lennon don’t ever do an Australian accent again. Michael Shannon if someone blackmailed you blink twice in your next Oscar nominated picture. Judy Greer I’m so sorry men keep treating you poorly. Ron Perlman I love you man but you are a producer ergo another person…

  • Ratpocalypse

    Ratpocalypse

    Somehow even the end credits are bad. I hope those people were paid well after being involved with this. 

    I rewatched The Godfather earlier today so as Thanos would say, “balance” and speaking of The Godfather THE MAN WHO PRODUCED FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA’S BEST WORK: THE GODFATHER TRILOGY AND APOCALYPSE NOW, PRODUCED THIS SHIT! JUST LET THAT SINK IN!

    This is head to toe bad and I missed the first hour but even if I watched it there would be…

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    The only reason I ever rewatch this is to see Oscar Isaac and his pencil thin mustache but other than that I hate the way Zack Synder shoots movies they all look disgusting and grimy even before the effects are added. I’m also not an Emily Browning fan and particularly in this movie she looks like a 12 year old stripper, it doesn’t help that her name is Baby.

  • Baywatch

    Baywatch

    I was trying to let this slide as just an ok movie but fuck me this is horrendous. I’m not sure the writers understand what comedy is plus this could have easily been pg-13 and might’ve been funnier. I guess the idea of an “edgy” Rock that curses a lot is meant to be funny but it’s not. Nothing happens, these characters aren’t real, this wasn’t necessary.

  • Mulan II

    Mulan II

    Just lazy and shitty

  • Hulk

    Hulk

    Every comic book panel transition and traumatic flashback has haunted me since I was 5

  • The Book of Henry

    The Book of Henry

    Thank god Colin Treverrow got kicked off Star Wars.

  • Suburbicon

    Suburbicon

    Oh the things I do for my love of Oscar Isaac. The man who made Sucker Punch watchable couldn’t fix this mess.