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Serenity 2019
Take your place next to Book of Henry in the pantheon of “children wanting to murder adults in manners that are absolutely absurd”
Random thoughts:
I AM THE RULES IS THE WORST LINE IVE EVER HEARDWHY WOULD YOU INCLUDE A FEATURE IN WHICH YOUR FATHER FUCKS MULTIPLE TIMES
IF ITS ALL JUST A GAME WHY ARE THE PROGRAMS QUESTIONING WHAT THE PROGRAMMER DOES
I HATE THE RADIO HOST
I HATE WHEN THE CAMERA WOULD PAN LIKE IN A VIDEO GAME IT LOOKS SO BAD
WHY ISNT NICHOLAS CAGE THE LEAD IN THIS
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Nutty Professor II: The Klumps 2000
Watched a hamster grow 10x its size, shoot projectile ass pellets, and rape a man… yea now I know why I never saw the sequel
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Welcome to Marwen 2018
The writing…the music…the lack of Gwendoline Christie and Janelle Monáe…the gross Polar Express effects… keep it
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An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster 1999
Where’s the racism watch dog when ya need him?
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Sherlock Gnomes 2018
Can someone tell Elton John that just because he’s a producer or just in a film at all doesn’t mean he has to aggressively insert himself in every aspect that he possibly can (see: this or Kingsman 2)