• Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★★½

    A helpful device for remembering each of the Madrigal family's names and powers: Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, Raphael is cool but rude, and Michelangelo is a party dude.

    *lowers voice an octave* Okay guys, let's get serious for a sec. This thing is good -- the best Walt Disney Animation Studios film since Tangled. Lively, gag-heavy, emotional when it needs to be without feeling cheap. And when's the last time there's been an animated musical number staged and directed…

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★½

    Well one thing’s for sure: I loved The Last Duel

  • Triple Threat

    Triple Threat

    ★★★½

    The real Let There Be Carnage.

  • The Souvenir Part II

    The Souvenir Part II

    ★★★½

    People really went gaga over Part I and I feel like nobody really cares about this one. Well I've got news for you: if you liked its predecessor, this is more of the same!

    I actually found this one a little more "fun" than the first film, especially once it got into the mechanics and difficulties of making a movie. I think the whole filmmaker making a movie about a filmmaker thing is a tad bit masturbatory but masturbation is healthy and fun and good :)

  • Devil in a Blue Dress

    Devil in a Blue Dress

    ★★★★½

    A riveting mystery, style to burn, and some vintage Denzel Washington capital-A Acting....that's a buy for me.

  • Belfast

    Belfast

    ★★★

    A few weeks ago my mom asked me if I had any interest in this movie and I told her, "Not really but I have to watch it because it's going to be nominated for Best Picture" and it was at that moment that I realized how sad my life is.

    Anyway, this was a nice little movie and people are going to have to pretend that it's worse than it is when it beats Licorice Pizza or something for…

  • King Richard

    King Richard

    ★★★

    My brother and I have been having a field day making fun of this trailer for the last few months ("Well hhhhwhat if she do??") and I'm happy to report that the whole movie gave us alot of new material.

  • Terms of Endearment

    Terms of Endearment

    ★★★★★

    The Scott Hasn't Seen episode on this was so good that I simply had to rewatch it. Still a perfect movie. Debra Winger's performance is still one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

    Imagine not liking this movie!

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    Part of being a Taylor Swift superfan is being able to admit when she does something that's not good. I'm only mildly serious -- this is fine! Neither the masterpiece that some Swifties are saying it is nor is it worth the nosebleeds that some of Film Twitter are getting over people comparing it to Marriage Story.

    One thing I'll praise T. Swift for is the casting of Dylan O'Brien and Sadie Sink, because I have such a visceral disgust…

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★½

    For 15 years I've been hearing about how fun this movie is and how iconic Meryl Streep's performance is but more than anything, this movie really bummed me out, primarily due to Streep's character. Maybe this is more of a me problem than this movie's problem since it's hard for me to watch hellish workplaces depicted onscreen, but I also found its attempts to mildly soften Miranda in the 11th hour so bogus and hacky. I don't know, I guess…

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★½

    No offense but the Brits are such little freaks

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2

    ★★★

    I think this movie cops out on the opportunity to complicate where the audience’s sympathies lie, but when it’s good, it RIPS.