Godzilla vs. Kong

Godzilla vs. Kong ★★★★★

Back when I was 10, I had my penis circumsized. Though the thought of a needle going into my penis still physically hurt me to this day, I can’t help but to never forget the man who cut the hood of my penis off: Dr. Happy. I don’t know much about Dr. Happy. I know he has a pretty funny name but that’s pretty much it. Years later, in my second year of highschool, my friend and I were talking about circumcisions. It was a regular friendly conversation until he told me that his doctor had a funny name. I told him my doctor had a funny name. We then found out that 4 people in our school went to Dr Happy to get their dicks cut off, and this sense of solidarity really brought me and my friend’s relationship together. You see, in the Indonesian language, circumcision is called “sunat”. In my senior year of Highschool, I realised sunat spelled backwards is tanus... thanus... Thanos. So with the new found knowledge I’ve come to the conclusion that my circumcision doctor, Dr. Happy, could defeat thanos. I don’t know how, I don’t even understand why, but I do know that Dr. Happy will stand triumphantly over thanos’ dead circumcised body. Also I think Joe rogen would defeat Godzilla