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  • Moon

    Moon

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    yeh okay maybe the rest of the three year old clone body is bout to die but u know for sure that that sam rockwell booty is gonna live forever 🍑🍑🍑🍑

  • Once Upon a Time in America

    Once Upon a Time in America

    ★★★

    only three stars because the sexual tension between robert de niro and james woods was indispUTABLE and so having to watch them look longingly at each other for almost 4 hours without ONE kiss is unforgivable

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  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★★

    my brain: "what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed"
    my heart: "LOVE IS WHEN JESSE AND CELINE ARE IN THE RECORD STORE LISTENING BOOTH AND THEY CANT STOP QUICKLY GLANCING AT EACH OTHER AND THEN SMILING AND YOU KNOW THEY SO BADLY WANT TO KISS BUT ARE TOO SHY AND FEEL THE OTHER MIGHT NOT LIKE THEM AS MUCH BUT THEY DO THEYRE BOTH ENCHANTED AND ENTRANCED EVEN THOUGH THEYVE ONLY BEEN SPEAKING…

  • The Departed

    The Departed

    ★★★★

    me: i only appreciate original innovative filmmaking
    martin scorsese: *uses the same rolling stones song he has used in every one of his soundtracks expect in this movie he uses it TWICE*
    me: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique