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Once Upon a Time in America 1984
only three stars because the sexual tension between robert de niro and james woods was indispUTABLE and so having to watch them look longingly at each other for almost 4 hours without ONE kiss is unforgivable
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Before Sunrise 1995
my brain: "what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed"
my heart: "LOVE IS WHEN JESSE AND CELINE ARE IN THE RECORD STORE LISTENING BOOTH AND THEY CANT STOP QUICKLY GLANCING AT EACH OTHER AND THEN SMILING AND YOU KNOW THEY SO BADLY WANT TO KISS BUT ARE TOO SHY AND FEEL THE OTHER MIGHT NOT LIKE THEM AS MUCH BUT THEY DO THEYRE BOTH ENCHANTED AND ENTRANCED EVEN THOUGH THEYVE ONLY BEEN SPEAKING… -
The Departed 2006
me: i only appreciate original innovative filmmaking
martin scorsese: *uses the same rolling stones song he has used in every one of his soundtracks expect in this movie he uses it TWICE*
me: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique