me: say daniel, ur lookin pretty chic today-

ddl: chic? CHIC ????!! oh don’t you start using that filthy little word. CHIC?! who ever invented that ought to be spanked in public i dont - i dont even know what that word means what is that word?? fucking CHIC?!!! iT sHoULd bE hUnG DraWn and QuArtEreD FUckiNg CHIC DONT U USE THAT FUCKING WORD HOW DARE U MUTHERFUCKINF CHIC

girl walking down the street: “and then he ATE the peach”

guy in sunglasses: “oh my god he ate the peach”

brokeback mountain losing best picture to crash at the 78th academy awards was homophobia but shhhhhHHHHhhhhHHHhhh u didn't hear that from me 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

jake gyllenhaal: *falls to the ground and screams in grief and horror*

me: same