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  • Speed Racer
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • A Bucket of Blood
  • First Reformed

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  • The Batman

    ★½

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

  • Speed Racer

    ★★★★★

  • Heat

    ★★★★★

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★½

    Matt Reeves just absolutely sucks and I’m baffled that he keeps getting to direct movies.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    i guess as a viewing experience this was pretty mediocre (as compared to the first two which i was unable to get through more than 40 minutes of either of them), but the longer i sit on it, the more and more i just feel unpleasant. like, what are we trying to accomplish here? we're really just gesturing to content that makes us nostalgic, and calling it a movie? Is this all cinema is now? This kind of movie fills…

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  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    Ho-boy, there's a lot of bullshit to unpack here.

    This is a very dumb movie, but I might be more forgiving of it if it wasn't so blatantly tone deaf. But Marvel's need for its films since IRON MAN 3 to be "broadly topical" manifests here in a way where it's not just toothless, but instead it becomes Dangerously Ignorant.

    But yeah, that's what happens when you try to make your movie as "fun" and "inclusive" as possible while still…

  • Belfast

    Belfast

    Lol absolutely not