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  • Assassination Nation

    Assassination Nation


    What if “I Spit on Your Grace” but also “Scott Pilgrim”? It’s just as bad as it sounds.

    Killer music though.

  • Repo Men

    Repo Men


    Flaws be damned, I continue to wait the day people rediscover and get to experience this movie’s balls-to-the-wall, absolutely bonkers third act.

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  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    Ho-boy, there's a lot of bullshit to unpack here.

    This is a very dumb movie, but I might be more forgiving of it if it wasn't so blatantly tone deaf. But Marvel's need for its films since IRON MAN 3 to be "broadly topical" manifests here in a way where it's not just toothless, but instead it becomes Dangerously Ignorant.

    But yeah, that's what happens when you try to make your movie as "fun" and "inclusive" as possible while still…

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer


    If your eyes don't swell up at least twice before you bawl your eyes out during the Grand Prix... well, I don't know. You probably don't have a soul.

    "This is my religion."

    Couldn't have said it better myself.