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  • Evil Dead
  • Jurassic Park
  • Revenge
  • Winter Light

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

  • Plane

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Pinned reviews

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    It’s so weird how this Spider-Man is written. Where the others are all introspective when they have a conflict with their duty (the crux of the character, responsibility and yada yada), this one debates with external calls to action. It’s not with the loss of uncle Ben that his morals are tested, it’s straight up nick fury asking him for help. And he really says “no” clear as day??? He woulda continued on his vacation (cause Spider-Man is known to take…

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    The Sam raimi - tobey maguire commentary cuts to a random convo with avi arad 😷 excuse me sir, what makes you think I want to hear you talk? 

    Anyway it makes 100% sense that tony stark would leave a legion of murder bots to a 15 year old. Ultron never happened, the whole “suit of armor around the world” thing never blew up in his face, the mcu itself didn’t say this sort of thing was bad in captain…

Recent reviews

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    Finally Hollywood treats Donny Yen like the Star he is.

    Anyway it’s like the last one. Tippy top action, borderline nonsensical story. 

    But I’m a genre boi I was in heaven for a significant amount of this. Though a lot of my favorite beats were in the first act action piece.

    When the one masked goon ended up going one on one with John and you can tell in his body language he knows he’s dead, but still he’s giving…

  • Plane


    It’s one of those movies that likes itself more than the audience will but there was just enough well done generic action stuff to not totally stall. Not a glowing recommendation lol

    There’s no memorable shoot out sequence but it’s the mind numbing kind of gunplay you can fill an evening with. Except for that sniper rifle. Goddam the POWER needed more of it

Popular reviews

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    James Gunn the only dude that can make Stewart little and graphic gun violence work in the same movie… and that’s just the tip of the iceberg 

    Anyway big Harley fan, this is the best she’s been in the dceu. Actually looks like her, is funny. This isn’t the best version of her but it is the best she’s worked in an ensemble to my memory. She’s just here to add her personality. She steps back the right amount here…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    In an effort to course-correct and be the most Star Wars thing ever, it loses what makes every new movie exciting: world building and character, in turn becoming the least Star Wars movie of the whole saga.