• WarGames



    Computers were a bad idea.

  • Happy New Year, Charlie Brown

    Happy New Year, Charlie Brown

    “I can’t, I’m reading War and Peace” is how I’m getting out of things from now on.

  • Contagion



    If I had watched this back in April when my wife first asked, I would have gone full prepper.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    Cats 2: Revenge of Dooneese

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    A Charlie Brown Christmas


    We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.

  • The Hebrew Hammer

    The Hebrew Hammer


    Why isn’t there a 4K remaster of this masterpiece?

  • Tenet



    It was entertaining, but now that it’s been over an hour since I watched it, the massive flaws in the plot are starting to pile up.

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas


    Yo, where can I get some of that lesbian pudding?

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    Sufjan Stevens for president of film music.

  • Anna and the Apocalypse

    Anna and the Apocalypse


    Setting a movie around Christmas time doesn’t make it a Christmas movie.

  • The Grinch

    The Grinch


    This movie, if cut at the right time, is one of the greatest heist movies ever made.

    Also, Cindy Lou gets too much credit. She’s just a catalyst. I believe Max’s pureness would have saved Grinch given a little more time.

  • Fatman



    Grumpy Santa is better than jolly Santa and you can’t change my mind.