• WarGames

    WarGames

    ★★★★½

    Computers were a bad idea.

  • Happy New Year, Charlie Brown

    Happy New Year, Charlie Brown

    “I can’t, I’m reading War and Peace” is how I’m getting out of things from now on.

  • Contagion

    Contagion

    ★★★½

    If I had watched this back in April when my wife first asked, I would have gone full prepper.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★★½

    Cats 2: Revenge of Dooneese

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    A Charlie Brown Christmas

    ★★★★½

    We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big eastern syndicate, you know.

  • The Hebrew Hammer

    The Hebrew Hammer

    ★★★½

    Why isn’t there a 4K remaster of this masterpiece?

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★½

    It was entertaining, but now that it’s been over an hour since I watched it, the massive flaws in the plot are starting to pile up.

  • Last Christmas

    Last Christmas

    ★★★

    Yo, where can I get some of that lesbian pudding?

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    Sufjan Stevens for president of film music.

  • Anna and the Apocalypse

    Anna and the Apocalypse

    ★★

    Setting a movie around Christmas time doesn’t make it a Christmas movie.

  • The Grinch

    The Grinch

    ★★★½

    This movie, if cut at the right time, is one of the greatest heist movies ever made.

    Also, Cindy Lou gets too much credit. She’s just a catalyst. I believe Max’s pureness would have saved Grinch given a little more time.

  • Fatman

    Fatman

    ★★★½

    Grumpy Santa is better than jolly Santa and you can’t change my mind.