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Recent reviews

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone


    This film is a bunch of really decent ideas thrown in a pot. Now, some of those ideas are stronger and work better than others, but none really mix well together. And because of that everything is kind of bland and a let down. 

    Also, I think I don’t like little kid horror movies. See my past reviews on IT chapters 1 & 2.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    “Just remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once, and before you know it, your heart’s worn out. And as for your body, there comes a point when no one looks at it, much less wants to come near it. Right now, there’s sorrow, pain; don’t kill it, and with it, the joy you’ve felt.”

    God damn, this monologue got me!

Popular reviews

  • Romeo + Juliet

    Romeo + Juliet


    Fed Ex fucked everything up.

  • Goldfinger



    The third film in the franchise had a budget that was more than the combined budget for the first two Bond films and it shows. Everything is ramped up and improved from Dr. No and From Russia with Love. 
    Better villains, more women, better gadgets (the car), great theme song, a more convoluted plot, and a granny toting a machine gun. 
    I’m not sure if it can get any better than this entry seeing as the bar has certainly been…