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  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was really into this film for awhile. It took a bit to get properly adjusted to the uncomfortable feeling of being boxed in (due to the aspect ratio and how often the camera will remain either completely still or move incredibly slowly), but after that, it was something else entirely.

    Reminded me of the stuff I love about modern Malick with a super natural edge that was equally tragic as it was fascinating, be either the ghost outfit we…

  • Nine Lives

    Nine Lives


    I've seen this five times hahahahaha god i really do have no life and i'm so lonely.

    p.s: i never realized this until now but god Mr. Fuzzypants is such an adorable kitty i want to hug him.

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  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    Me, back in February, directly from my review of "Drive", my opinion on Ryan Gosling:

    "This is my first movie with him, and I can safely say, this has to be one of the most uninteresting actors I think I've ever seen in a motion picture."

    Me now, after seeing "La La Land", "The Big Short", and this:


    I was a fucking idiot nearly a year ago."

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    I'm speechless.

    "Dawn Of Justice" is one of the most batshit insane blockbusters I think I've ever witnessed. I can't believe Warner Brothers actually greenlit this and thought it would work for a general audience.

    This isn't a Superhero movie. This is one part political drama, one part GrindHouse horror show with a giant pissed off Ben Affleck as the main villain, and then ends in a giant cluster fuck of Zack Snyder being Zack Snyder in more ways than…