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  • One Page Life

    One Page Life


    edit: you know what? I'm not going to leave it at that. I want to talk about this. STOP IT. It's not funny anymore. Yeah, it was funny at first to point out this for it being his first film and an inside joke for some of us, but now it's just getting tedious and borderline obnoxious because of how often it's brought up and viewed upon.

    This isn't like a Chris Day short or James Healey scenario, where…

  • Mute



    Before anyone asks, since it's probably the question most on your minds if you know anything about me, no, the connection to "Moon" doesn't add much. Aside from a couple TV interviews involving Sam Bell after the events of "Moon" that play in the background of a couple scenes during the first half and only one small background detail relating to Lunar Industries (and it comes in during the last twenty minutes), that's about it, and both bare little on…

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  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    Me, back in February, directly from my review of "Drive", my opinion on Ryan Gosling:

    "This is my first movie with him, and I can safely say, this has to be one of the most uninteresting actors I think I've ever seen in a motion picture."

    Me now, after seeing "La La Land", "The Big Short", and this:


    I was a fucking idiot nearly a year ago."

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    I'm speechless.

    "Dawn Of Justice" is one of the most batshit insane blockbusters I think I've ever witnessed. I can't believe Warner Brothers actually greenlit this and thought it would work for a general audience.

    This isn't a Superhero movie. This is one part political drama, one part GrindHouse horror show with a giant pissed off Ben Affleck as the main villain, and then ends in a giant cluster fuck of Zack Snyder being Zack Snyder in more ways than…