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  • Clown



    Clowns in horror media (movies, books, tv) have been done to death.

    I guess there's just something inherently freaky about a weird faced man with a bright red noise and flamboyant clothing coming to entertain children and talking in a wacky voice that has been the ideal image to many people's nightmares throughout the ages, possibly through those three things I mentioned above, or a general bad experience with one.

    So, because of that, it shouldn't shock at all that…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    Today was my last day at work before my family and I move away from New York, and I couldn't think of a better way to end my last day at that theater than to watch one of my favorite films of the year with my father.

    I've had my serious ups and downs working at that place, and the first two months were a struggle (with some more downs sprinkled throughout the weeks afterwards but weren't as hard to…

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  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    Me, back in February, directly from my review of "Drive", my opinion on Ryan Gosling:

    "This is my first movie with him, and I can safely say, this has to be one of the most uninteresting actors I think I've ever seen in a motion picture."

    Me now, after seeing "La La Land", "The Big Short", and this:


    I was a fucking idiot nearly a year ago."

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    I'm speechless.

    "Dawn Of Justice" is one of the most batshit insane blockbusters I think I've ever witnessed. I can't believe Warner Brothers actually greenlit this and thought it would work for a general audience.

    This isn't a Superhero movie. This is one part political drama, one part GrindHouse horror show with a giant pissed off Ben Affleck as the main villain, and then ends in a giant cluster fuck of Zack Snyder being Zack Snyder in more ways than…