The Mummy

Imagine what would happen if you took the needlessly convoluted plot of the original "Mummy", throw in a lot of screaming, have Tom Cruise basically play the bastardized Nathan Drake, not tell Russel Crowe he's not in a sequel into "The Nice Guys" and that the person he's beating the shit out of isn't Ryan Gosling, more screaming, more zombies, lots of flashbacks and exposition (because people have already lost enough brain cells watching it to remember what the hell is going on), and did I mention screaming? There's a lot of screaming.....

I don't fuckin' know, man

(I'm probably gonna watch this again sometime so please bear with me)

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