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music bitch trying to survive on the movie app

Favorite films

  • Heathers
  • Fried Green Tomatoes
  • Mulan
  • Scream

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  • Cheaper by the Dozen 2

    ★★

  • Fire Island

    ★★★½

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

  • Lemonade Mouth

    ★★★½

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  • How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

    guy at dreamworks: sir? toothless, a giant dragon who can basically shoot nuclear bombs from his fucking mouth, needs a heterosexual romance

    dreamworks ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs smoother scales…smaller ears…magenta scales around the top of her eyes because we need to be reminded that she still wears makeup even tho she’s a giant fucking dragon

    guy at dreamworks: should we make her white, sir?

    dreamworks ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

  • Chris Fleming: Showpig

    Chris Fleming: Showpig

    ★★★★½

    CHRIS THE NEIGHBORS WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE TRANS WRITE BACK DAD