music bitch trying to survive on the movie app
guy at dreamworks: sir? toothless, a giant dragon who can basically shoot nuclear bombs from his fucking mouth, needs a heterosexual romance
dreamworks ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs smoother scales…smaller ears…magenta scales around the top of her eyes because we need to be reminded that she still wears makeup even tho she’s a giant fucking dragon
guy at dreamworks: should we make her white, sir?
dreamworks ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife