I rate movies based on if they stirred my 31 year old simmering sentimental soup.

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • High Fidelity
  • The Favourite
  • Rear Window

Recent activity

  • Prometheus


  • First Reformed

  • Clue


  • Elvis


Recent reviews

  • Clue



    "And now I'm going to go home and have sex with MY WIFE"

    *because it's 80's and I need to be heterosexual for the viewer to accept me as the hero of this story... oh and I'm not actually a clumsy coward because I'm not gay.

    The movie portraying him not being gay and also a cop as a character reduption didn't age so well, man the 80s were weird and openly bigoted.

    Tim Curry's extravagant performance was absolutely amazing.

  • Elvis



    The most stylish CliffsNotes ever.

    Pretty great theaterical experience. The first half of the movie felt like an extended trailer. Thank god the movie theater I went to had an intermission because the quick cuts and extravagant visuals felt quite dizzying after a while. I guess that's the Baz experience.

    Just like most biopics that span the entire lifetime of the subject it's doesn't go below surface level in terms of being a character study. The narration was a miss for me.

    I'll probably never rewatch it, but enjoyed seeing it.

Popular reviews

  • Windfall



    Sarah Marshall really fucked up my man Pipiopi.

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    Worth the watch just to see Plemons's performance.

    Interesting and simple enough story about how one thing that leads to another can have a cataclysmic affect on a long enough timeline and the cumulative affect of mistreating a person close to you.

    Even though it's a 90 min movie it didn't…

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    I laughed
    I cried
    I youfuckingkiddingme d
    and most importantly, I related.

    About as perfect of a all-round representation of a human being you can make in two hours.