Don't really give a hoot what any of this means, but I had a ton of fun being fucked around for two hours.
Look, yeah the last ten minutes or so are pretty terrible. And like other people have pointed out - that makes it a very faithful Stephen King adaptation. But I have to admit that the moment where the Moonlight Man turns around and sees Carla Gugino, breaks his cuffs and shouts: "You weren't real", was some Lynch-level uncanny shit that really gave me shivers.
Otherwise this was solid, but not excellent. Feel like it could have done more with the…