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  • Jawbreaker

    Jawbreaker

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it’s not like we kill people... on purpose.

    i loved this movie so much when i was 16. heathers was my favorite movie (still one of them!), and the 90s were my favorite cinematic era (still are!), so when i heard this movie was basically a heathers clone from the 90s, i knew i would love it. i did, and i still do. i mean, it’s definitely not as good as heathers, and it lifts a LOT from that premise,…

  • Little Women

    Little Women

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    just because my dreams are different than yours doesn’t mean they’re unimportant.

    just as the final frame faded to black and the credits began to roll, i heard a hushed whisper from behind me. a girl, talking to her friend, or perhaps sister. her words: β€œthat was perfect”.
    it's hard to disagree.
    little women is one of my favorite books of all time. it’s been adapted approximately 700 billion kajillion times, and i have a very special place in my…

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  • A Princess for Christmas

    A Princess for Christmas

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    of course there’s a santa claus.

    the tone of this movie is INSANE. it switches between romantic comedy, cliche but moving chatacter drama, wacky family antics, and absurd melodrama at the drop of a HAT. as a result, the movie is deeply flawed... but endlessly entertaining.
    i like katie mcgrath a lot, and she’s very charming here. she was like ??? nominated for some niche tv award for this, so like good for her. yeah, this movie is cheesy as…

  • A Prince for Christmas

    A Prince for Christmas

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    fairy tales do come true sometimes.

    this movie is very sweet. it had a lot more visual polish than most christmas romcoms do, and it honestly felt like a theatrical film most of the time. the story, while well worn, never felt overly lazy and the characters had enough substance to them for me to genuinely care about their relationship and happiness. it was just a sweet, heartwarming little movie.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

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    happy halloween, michael.

    THE best halloween movie, of course after the 1978 original. i was blown away seeing this in theatres, and i’m blown away again rewatching it now. fantastic performance from curtis- though is she ever NOT great? - and it’s always funny to me to see aged up/down versions of characters who just happen to have the exact same haircut as their original version did. laurie’s hair follows the hair logic of mamma mia: here we go again,…

  • Hocus Pocus

    Hocus Pocus

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    i put a spell on you
    and now you’re mine.

    every october, i watch this wonderful movie while carving a jack-o-lantern πŸŽƒ. this year, i made a face screaming in pain with a knife sticking out the side of its head.
    happy halloween. πŸ’—