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  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters


    Whoa, did we really get a cow POV?

  • Valley Girl

    Valley Girl


    He’s like, tripendicular, you know?

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  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway


    This is not a review of the movie but of the guy sitting in front of me: he was very committed to wearing his bucket hat in a way only 20 year olds could be. He got told by another movie goer to shut up twice, but still kept whispering to the girl he was with. Throughout the movie he checked and replied to text messages and at one point Shazaam’ed This Magic Moment, which made me feel sorry for him because, come on, it’s Lou Reed. Later on he sneezed into his hand like some sort of barbarian. 1/5 stars

  • Tokyo Drifter

    Tokyo Drifter


    I just watched the wildest hair dryer commercial.