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  • The Informant!

    The Informant!


    Why do you keep lying?

    I don't know.

    (removes bad wig from prison)

    This is the future standard Liberals want for all potential Trump biopics.

  • Blackhat



    Up from 1, to 2, to 3 stars.

    It's strange, for a movie I don't like, I keep getting drawn back to Blackhat. The third time I've watched it and I will probably make this an annual January event for me from now on. There is virtually no other movie whose charm is as mysterious to me as Blackhat's; no movie entices me so much to want to desperately unpack it and roll around in, gleefully, in the wake it…

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  • Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day


    Seemed a bit repetitive.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Star Wars is a lot like The Room. They both share a very passionate fanbase and vocal audience. Being in the crowd for one has an infectious effect on me too; I'm moved sort of sitting there, in spite of my indifference toward the material. My belief that cinema is communal is brought to life at these kinds of screenings.

    Shame in both cares the movies themselves are underwhelming.

    The Last Jedi is a disappointing movie, even within the confines…