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  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon


    A mountain lion
    Don't lose no sleep
    Don't need opinions
    From a shellfish or a sheep
    Don't you come for me
    No, not today
    You're calculated
    I got your number
    'Cause you're a joker
    And I'm a courtside killer queen
    And you will kiss the ring
    You best believe

    So keep calm, honey, I'mma stick around
    For more than a minute, get used to it
    Funny my name keeps comin' out your mouth
    'Cause I stay winning
    Lay 'em up…

  • Carlito's Way

    Carlito's Way


    Crime doesn't pay.

    Maybe De Palma's most human film.

    Top-tier Pacino.

    All-time perm.

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  • Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day


    Seemed a bit repetitive.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Star Wars is a lot like The Room. They both share a very passionate fanbase and vocal audience. Being in the crowd for one has an infectious effect on me too; I'm moved sort of sitting there, in spite of my indifference toward the material. My belief that cinema is communal is brought to life at these kinds of screenings.

    Shame in both cares the movies themselves are underwhelming.

    The Last Jedi is a disappointing movie, even within the confines…