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  • Disobedience

    Disobedience

    ★★½

    Mums need art-house queer romance too.

  • Hard Target

    Hard Target

    ★★★★

    Me: haha, Van Damme has a sick mullet, he's from the bayou, he's going to roundhouse kick some real bad dudes with a French accent, this is gonna be awesome

    Hard Target: Here's a movie about how we literally stand by and do nothing while the homeless die in front of our eyes. Fuck you, audience

    Me: ... well, I thought the motorcycle stuff was pretty cool, and Wilford Brimley with that funny accen... :(

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  • Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day

    ★★★★

    Seemed a bit repetitive.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★

    Star Wars is a lot like The Room. They both share a very passionate fanbase and vocal audience. Being in the crowd for one has an infectious effect on me too; I'm moved sort of sitting there, in spite of my indifference toward the material. My belief that cinema is communal is brought to life at these kinds of screenings.

    Shame in both cares the movies themselves are underwhelming.

    The Last Jedi is a disappointing movie, even within the confines…