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  • Moonrise Kingdom

    Moonrise Kingdom

    ★★★★★

    Is my favorite film of all time losing it's hold on me?


    If it is, I have no idea how to deal with that. I got home from my screening of Moonrise Kingdom (I saw it in a theater for the first time in 5 years) and just broke down into full ugly tears. I can't accept that my tastes may be changing, I can't accept that I'm changing, I just want to be a kid.


    Growing up. How does…

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  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a movie about a group of people coming together because of their shared hatred of Johnny Depp and climaxes with each of them taking turns stabbing him violently so I don't see how anyone couldn't like it

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Wow.

    Three Billboards, Outside Ebbing, Missouri is the biggest waste of talented actors on a terrible (and I mean TERRIBLE. We'll get there soon) script since the fucking Star Wars prequels. To say this boringly shot dumpster fire of a film is undeserving of the recognition it's getting would be an understatement; for proper justice, they should go back and replace all the footage of this winning with videos of Christopher Plummer.



    I understand, first off. To the people who…