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  • A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
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  • Bad Boys for Life

2020: A Tail of Two Kitties

6 films

it is happening again

  • The Lorax
  • Man of Steel
  • Star Trek Into Darkness
  • Bright
  • Bohemian Rhapsody

worst of the decade

28 films

get this shit the fuck outta here, unranked but The Lorax might be genuinely the worst movie ever made


  • The Irishman
  • Ad Astra
  • The Farewell
  • Long Day's Journey Into Night
  • A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

2019: The World is Sin

75 films

we are all lost to the seas of time

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • The Social Network
  • TRON: Legacy
  • Pan's Labyrinth

Ian Fastert's Favorite Movies EVER

40 films


top three will forever switch around, everything else probably will too, movies are good

  • The Irishman
  • Little Women
  • Parasite
  • Marriage Story
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

Best Picture 2020 Ranked

9 films

Not that it matters but if you wanna know

  • Under the Skin
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • ParaNorman
  • Long Day's Journey Into Night
  • The Rider
  • Reign of Fire
  • White Boy Rick
  • A Time to Kill
  • Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
  • Free State of Jones


21 films

Katie and Ian go hard

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Return of the Jedi
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Star Wars
  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Star Wars Ranked

12 films


  • If Beale Street Could Talk
  • The Rider
  • Hereditary
  • The Favourite
  • Paddington 2

2018: Please Be a Good Year

63 films

Every! Single! Movie! I saw! That was released! In 2018! (Except Madeline's Madeline, which I can't finish or score because…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • Black Panther
  • Iron Man 3
  • Avengers: Endgame
  • Captain America: The First Avenger

Marvel Cinematic Universe????

23 films

I kind of hate that I have this list but fuck you I'm allowed to like things

  • American Honey
  • Margaret
  • On the Beach at Night Alone
  • High Life
  • Holy Motors

Other People Pick Best of the Decade

54 films

Movies people on Twitter said to watch before the end of the decade

names of the people who recommended are…

  • Toy Story 2
  • Up
  • WALL·E
  • Monsters, Inc.
  • Coco

Pixar Ranked Fuck You

21 films

Good Dinosaur sucks big dick