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  • Wild Hogs

    Wild Hogs

    ★½

    i watched this high with my roommates and lemme tell you i have no idea what the fuck just happened

  • Boys Don't Cry

    Boys Don't Cry

    i couldnt watch a good portion of this just for comfort reasons but my god are cis men the most disgusting demographic in the world
    anyway i was just in the room the whole time this was playing which is why i'm putting this here lol

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  • Princess Protection Program

    Princess Protection Program

    ★★★½

    they're lesbians

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In one of my 2014 spring semester writing workshops, I had a male classmate who had written a story about a couple who got held hostage in the car. Their captor, a presumably late-30's-to-early-40's year old man, made the husband do tasks for them while he held the described-as-sexy wife hostage for the entire story, ogling her and provoking the husband while pointing a gun in both of their faces. At the end of the story, their captor killed the…