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  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I LOVE MY FAMILY

  • Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You!

    Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You!

    ★★★★★

    listen this isn't even a real movie it's just a nostalgia bait movie for people who've been fans since the anime debut 1998 and are still fans now aka me so the amount of emotions this whole movie gave me was too much for me to not give it 5 stars. i love ash and i love pikachu and i love ash and pikachu and i love POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE THAN MOVIES!!!!!!!!!! SO SUCK ON THAT!!!!!!!!1

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  • Princess Protection Program

    Princess Protection Program

    ★★★½

    they're lesbians

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In one of my 2014 spring semester writing workshops, I had a male classmate who had written a story about a couple who got held hostage in the car. Their captor, a presumably late-30's-to-early-40's year old man, made the husband do tasks for them while he held the described-as-sexy wife hostage for the entire story, ogling her and provoking the husband while pointing a gun in both of their faces. At the end of the story, their captor killed the…