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  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★★

    a) this entire movie is 1/3rd of my personality
    b) most underrated movie of the century
    c) i love akiva

  • The Angry Birds Movie

    The Angry Birds Movie

    ★★★★

    Chuck is the most iconic film character in the past decade Tyler Durden whom?

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  • Princess Protection Program

    Princess Protection Program

    ★★★½

    they're lesbians

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In one of my 2014 spring semester writing workshops, I had a male classmate who had written a story about a couple who got held hostage in the car. Their captor, a presumably late-30's-to-early-40's year old man, made the husband do tasks for them while he held the described-as-sexy wife hostage for the entire story, ogling her and provoking the husband while pointing a gun in both of their faces. At the end of the story, their captor killed the…