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  • Shazam!

    Shazam!

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THIS WAS SO GOOD AND FUN i just really like the themes of found family & also sibling narratives.. kinda wanted them to spy kids thad but eh its ok also um ALL THE KIDS BEING SHAZAMS AT THE END?? I LOVE ?? thanks jonah from andi mack for delivering. just all the family stuff... esp how it pertained to thad like yes i know this is a formulaic superhero movie but it was a FUN one with KIDS. SO.

    it…

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★½

    ok but why didnt jordan peele give me 2 lupita nyong'os kissing

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  • Princess Protection Program

    Princess Protection Program

    ★★★½

    they're lesbians

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In one of my 2014 spring semester writing workshops, I had a male classmate who had written a story about a couple who got held hostage in the car. Their captor, a presumably late-30's-to-early-40's year old man, made the husband do tasks for them while he held the described-as-sexy wife hostage for the entire story, ogling her and provoking the husband while pointing a gun in both of their faces. At the end of the story, their captor killed the…