Hey everyone. So, um, lots of things. About me taking an unannounced break from here, life updates, and many more...but I'm using the all-important multipurpose Paint Drying log to tell you my Instagram's been hacked and you should go block it. If you're following me on there, where I've been very active in these few months I was gone, it's truly unfortunate.
Apparently the mf who hacked me posted several stories about Bitcoin mining which, if you know me, I've…
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A strange, powerful feeling washed over me during a trip from the airport once a few years ago. Slumped in the car’s backseat, hot air sinking in my skin, a slow song playing through my earphones blocking out the rest of the world, I looked out the window like a tired ghost. It was dark outside; it was neither day nor night. The grimy, virtually vacant highways of the metro were only illuminated by the sterile white glow from…
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This amusement park ride was pretty amusing indeed; my cup of shallow entertainment coffee. Towering ancient monsters fighting for some reason and somehow people are actually invested. My brain was partially-asleep so you could count me in. Godzilla vs. Kong is pure spectacle and it knows it is, delivering stylish and action-packed kaiju battles worth the wait for its fans. It gives the people what they want for most of it and you just love to see it.
Gargantuan…
