Opinions flexible.

Favorites change a lot.

Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • Army of Darkness
  • Darkman
  • Spider-Man

Recent activity

  • Donnie Darko


  • Top Gun


  • Spider-Man: No Way Home


  • The Thing


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • I Used to Go Here

    I Used to Go Here


    Tall Brandon has the most complete arc out of any character in this movie. Give me the Tall Brandon spin-off.

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2


    Full disclosure: I watched this on mute while synced up to Dark Side of the Moon after watching a YouTube video about it and I gotta say I was not disappointed. Seriously, try it. It works perfectly and was one of the most fun late night movie-watching experiences I’ve had in a long time. If you’re looking for some sync points, start playing the album as the main titles kick in with the military drum fanfare, you’ll know if you’re…