growing up, while all my friends were losing their minds over harry potter and percy jackson, i couldn't think about anyone else but artemis fowl, my greatest role model. the reason? simple: he wasn't a cliché "hero". and better: was never meant to be one of those. artemis was complicated, sarcastic, original and even an annoying but likeable dick. he was complex AND different. unfortunately, everything this movie tried and failed to portray.
i wouldn't say watching this movie was…