I mean, it’s a pretty terrible movie all around. One of the worst uses of CGI ever, terrible characters, dialogue and acting. But it’s pretty funny and nostalgic so I still kind of like it
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“Now go home and get your fuckin’ shinebox”
I loved it! I can’t believe I didn’t watch it sooner, it was on Netflix for so long. Has one of the best first scenes in a film, perfectly sets the tone, the dialogue is so good, the cinematography is great they do one-shots all the time and it’s so impressive, the acting, the fuckin’ characters! It was all so great. Yeah, maybe it dragged a little at the third act but…
Yeah I did not like this. It’s surprisingly obnoxious and pretentious, they get some guy who did like the castlevania show, and I kind of fucking hate him. He seems like a very annoying type of guy. Apparently he’s known as the “Quentin Tarantino of the digital age” or something and I’m just like what the fuck are you talking about. I have never heard anyone say that he is that in any way. I haven’t seen his stuff, this…
Yeah. Don’t take Guillermo working on this as a sign that it’s good.
It’s just an IT (2017) copy. It has the same structure, same character tropes, same kind of ending. These things aren’t necessarily bad. I like IT (2017). But you can really tell that they just tried to copy it since it earned a bunch of money. In it they change around the tropes a little bit you know. I don’t want to write about that film now,…