tessa

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★½

    my friend said this was the best sequel of all time, and i’m hard pressed to think of one better. suggestions welcome.

  • A Walk to Remember

    A Walk to Remember

    ★★½

    certainly doesn’t hold up as much as it did for me over a decade ago, but when your gf wants to watch a movie that’ll make her cry, this was a solid choice

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  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    kstew really took a bullet for the lgbt community by starring in these...we thank you for your sacrifice

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★½

    I don’t know what came over me today, but I HAD to download each soundtrack on spotify and watch this movie immediately. c’est la vie 

    but HONESTLY this movie is iconic and so much fucking fun who even cares about anything. hit me up with bad pierce bronson singing, money shots of the scenery, drunk meryl streep, random slow motion edits, & absolutely nonsensical plot. i love it

    amanda seyfriend during the ‘lay all your love on me’ scene is what made me gay I SWEAR