Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Godfather
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Wild Things

Recent activity

  • Soldier of Orange

  • Man of Marble

  • Sword of Trust

  • Light of My Life

Recent reviews

  • Pirates


    Logged film count about to go way up.

  • The Breaking Point

    The Breaking Point

    "It's a job, like any other job. I did worse in the Philippines and I got a medal for it."

Popular reviews

  • Don Jon

    Don Jon


    Is it bad that I recognized some of the porn in this....?

  • Trespassing Bergman

    Trespassing Bergman

    "His cock was a big problem to him. He was horny like hell. There must have been an old Bergman masturbating like crazy in his monastery Fårö... In the center of Swedish cultural elite was an old idiot jerking off like crazy... I can only imagine that he masturbated. It's impossible to think otherwise... Perhaps he had a small seminal vesicle. He might have been waiting for days to have enough sperm for an ejeculation that could even be felt. Poor old man. He means the world to me, that bastard."

    - LVT