• The Man From Toronto

    The Man From Toronto

    There’s a non-binary “joke” by Kevin Hart in towards the beginning and it’s obvious a queer person didn’t write it, what’s the Bechdel test equivalent of queer dialogue written by straight people?

    I only watched this because I worked on it. I wouldn’t recommend watching this

  • Hedwig and the Angry Inch

    Hedwig and the Angry Inch

    ★★★★

    If it was me in Berlin during the Cold War, things wouldn’t have gone down like they did.

  • Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★★★

    A mash up of Metropolis and The Holy Mountain if it was produced by LAIKA studios, a beautifully grotesque film with masterful craft put into its animation.

  • Spanglish

    Spanglish

    ★★½

    Spanglish presents a harrowing story about the dangers of middle aged white women

  • Shadow Man

    Shadow Man

    ★½

    Steven Seagal explodes a watermelon with one punch and also shoots down a helicopter with a pistol

  • Bullet to the Head

    Bullet to the Head

    ★★

    my dad wanted to watch this only because he saw Sylvester Stallone in the preview, it doesn’t take a lot for him to like a movie

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★★

    If I was in the woods with those kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to get you all to safely, don’t worry.’

  • G-Force

    G-Force

    ½

    This movie fails the Bechdel test in the worst possible way by having sexual tension with the woman Guinea pig

  • The Bad Guys

    The Bad Guys

    ★★★½

    better than every Ocean’s film


    I’d fuck the wolf.

  • Minari

    Minari

    ★★★★

    Steven Yeun my beloved

  • The High Note

    The High Note

    ★★½

    This movie seems like a lot of surprise in act 3 could be avoided if the core cast clarified things a little more with each other

  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★★★

    Second watch makes me grateful we have a Toronto kaiju film


    And look, I’m just gonna say it. I’m not trying to be disrespectful or anything, but if that was me at Spadina/University in 2002, things wouldn’t have gone down like they did. I would’ve stopped Mei’s kaiju panda mom solo with 0 damage to the Roger’s Center.