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Favorite films

  • Nemesis
  • Buddha's Palm
  • Sons of Steel
  • The Baron Against the Demons

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  • Sunny Gets Blue

    ★★★

  • The Legend of the Stardust Brothers

    ★★★★

  • The Apple

    ★★★★

  • Legend of the Eight Samurai

    ★★★★

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  • Sunny Gets Blue

    Sunny Gets Blue

    ★★★

    man i fucking love that V-cinema aesthetic. just pure distilled miami vice vibes. neon and rain and concrete and saxophone and synth and bullets and big juicy squibs

  • The Legend of the Stardust Brothers

    The Legend of the Stardust Brothers

    ★★★★

    most musicals should end with a cover of their own theme song played entirely using morning zoo crew soundboard noises.

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  • Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

    Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

    when my uncle was a prop artist for this movie he tried to stuff baby's head full of weed before it got flown to africa with him for the jungle scenes, but he accidentally loaded up the wrong head, the one that was staying in hollywood for the on-set scenes. eventually the smell of weed being cooked inside a rubber dinosaur head by the studio lights became unmistakable and someone found it but my uncle was never implicated or at least nobody cared enough to get him in trouble when he got back

  • Junk Head

    Junk Head

    ★★★★★

    god i fucking hope i get to watch the sequels before i die

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