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  • Bug
  • Martyrs
  • The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
  • Demonlover

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  • Jane Eyre


  • I.S.S.


  • No Hard Feelings

  • The Tall Man


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  • I.S.S.



    Are you fucking serious go fuck yourself lol

  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings

    DNF. I wish the movie industry still made comedies.

Popular reviews

  • Barbarian


    (very minor spoilers, I guess, but tbh everything about this deserves to be spoiled and they've only themselves to blame for their shitty ideas and deeply cynical marketing)

    I'm over here just having finished the latest slop that the horror movie world is calling fun and twisty and wild and good and just feeling really out of step with things at the moment, because although this starts out pretty strong it just left me feeling deeply annoyed by the time…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Couldn't finish. Very much not my brand of "dumb as hell."

    Most of the time when people heavily push a movie as "sincere" the movie is so transparently and cynically insincere I have to wonder what other craven scams they fell for