Having read his feverishly anti-inclusivity trollpinion columns on right wing websites, I couldn't care less about what Joe Bob Briggs thinks of things. Now that that's settled, this is a lovely bit of dreamy eurovampire cinema to soothe your nerves on a long winter's night.
The lady vampires are so pretty, if they showed up at my hotel offering me booze and pills, I definitely wouldn't be upset like the newlywed characters are at first. I'd be listening to their stories about erzebet bathory whilst sipping frilly cocktails all night, because that sounds so amazing and lovely.
