Favorite films

  • After Blue
  • Häxan
  • The Witch
  • Alphabet City

Recent activity

  • Lake of Dracula


  • Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft


  • The People Under the Stairs


  • Stone Cold Dead


Recent reviews

  • Lake of Dracula

    Lake of Dracula


    Hooptober X - 13/34
    6 countries: Japan

    Lake of Dracula is a pretty restrained vampire film with a cool "early 1970s Japanese gothic" vibe. The outfits are great, and the interior decor glorious - the orange and white tiled walls of the kitchen stand out as my favorite, but there are a lot of hot looks to enjoy.
    Oh yeah, the vampires. The vampires are looking good, kind of creepy but also sexy, like you want a vampire to be. No complaints here. The vibes are super mellow, it's nice.

  • Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft

    Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft


    Hooptober X - 12/34
    1 film with an "X" in the title

    I don't know why I chose Witchcraft X: Mistress of the Craft to fulfill this Hooptober criterion. It seemed amusing to me at the time, especially because I've only seen Witchcraft 1-3. Well, Witchcraft X IS amusing, but also kind of difficult to watch - it has a bizarre quality that some trashy bad movies have, where it kind of erases your memory of it as you're…

Popular reviews

  • Event Horizon

    Event Horizon


    I have realized that the thing I love most about Event Horizon is how much the characters care about each other and listen to each other, how much they value their own and each others’ lives. It would be an awesome scary space story either way, but the human feelings of our poor space adventurers really give it so much more impact and enjoyment. 

    My favorite parts of Event Horizon are definitely the scenes of discovering what happened to the…

  • Frozen


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The premise had potential to be very scary, or at least disturbing. Especially for people like me who think ski lifts are terrifying! Sadly I didn't find anything good to take away from Frozen, except for brief enjoyment of some very fine dog actors.
    - The (three) characters were so deeply, utterly unlikable, and yet we're subjected to listening to them talk about their feelings for what seems like at least half of the movie. I found myself really really…