Ash Ward

It's all just so bloody different from the days of VHS.

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Super convoluted, rushed and really if this was the route they wanted to go, it would have benefitted from being 4 films instead of a trilogy. AND YET. I ugly cried 4 times and never wanted it to end, these stupid fucking movies just mean the world to me.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

    YEEEESSS it finally clicked!

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  • Tragedy Girls

    Tragedy Girls

    Take Scream and remove the intelligence, take Clueless and remove the fun, take Heathers and remove the cool. You’re left with this piece of shit.

    Horror for the “YASKWEEN” “I’m here for it” “I stan for...” generation so I’m about ten years away from being able to tolerate this hollow, vapid nonsense.

  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ★★

    Yeah, what a slog. How do you take someone as charismatic as Will Smith, make another one of him and end up with a film that has no pulse?