❣️ Ashley ❣️

❣️ Ashley ❣️

ten seconds is an eternity, harry. it’s a third of the way to mars!

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  • The Player

    The Player


    My boyfriend is always going on about how I’ve ‘never seen a film made before 2000’ so I whipped out this beauty for him to watch for the first time, who’s laughing now Riley

  • Us



    While the third act still doesn’t work for me, the rest feels far better paced on a second watch and it still managed to make my skin crawl.

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  • Aladdin



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What was good:
    - Naomi Scott is great as Jasmine. Her singing voice is splendid
    - I liked the addition of Dalia
    - The non-CGI sets looked pretty good
    - Aladdin and Jasmine have some chemistry that saves A Whole New World from making me feel literally nothing

    What was bad:
    - Guy Ritchie's directing. Stop with the slow mo. Stop with the dumbass partonising flashbacks to an event from 3 minutes ago
    - The third act is entirely changed…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I know I am most likely going to be the outlier here, but for a film that’s meant to be a culmination of 11 years, 21 films, millions of fans and billions of box office dollars, Avengers: Endgame feels engineered to repeat that success and not do much else. It’s a shame too, since this film is being treated like a ‘gift’ to fans like me, the people who’ve stuck with the series since day one, been to midnight or…