I've been trying to watch this for a few days now and each time my thoughts are "how fast can I watch this if I skip every singing part??"

The way I RUSHED straight to Google after binging this to find out the whole thing is fictional 😭 oh well, this was really good regardless.

i've been chanting 'the bye bye man, the bye bye man' for the past 2 hours to see if i can get him to kill me so i can forget about this movie.

Jacob shirtless, muscles popping, saying to Edward 'let's face it, I am hotter than you' when he was supposedly talking about his body temperature is what I call AMAZING writing.