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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    Wow what a waste of JA Bayona, I liked this for about 10 min during the haunted house sequence. But cot damn this was even dumber than the first, however I somewhat respect this one more given that it at least try's to be something different. Somehow I'd still watch Jurassic world 3 simply because of the possibilities, only if Colin Trevorow weren't directing it

  • Dave Made a Maze

    Dave Made a Maze


    Why was there not a PSA alerting the public to how inventive this is?! Idk exactly what I just saw and I'm not sure what the Minotaur represents but I fucking loved it. Lowkey cardboard brynn scared me, I wish there was more normal brynn

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  • 22 Jump Street

    22 Jump Street


    This movie is so fucking entertaining. Could've used some Ellie Kemper though. It's a cinetragedy that these guys didn't get to finish Solo

  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street


    Shout out to Ellie Kemper, she is the fucking MVP. "Lemme check you out, ch check out your chest, check out your test, lemme grade your quiz". This movie is very funny but is it weird that the undercover cop kissed the high schooler at the end? Felt strange