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  • The Skeleton Twins

    The Skeleton Twins


    Kristen Wiig is one of the greatest performers of all time, my heart explodes when she finally caves in and sings along to "nothing's gonna stop us now". This movie has so much life. As great as her and bill hader are, I've gotta give MVP to Luke Wilson 

    "We're both fuckups okay, and I'm tired of you acting like you're the healthy one and I'm your special needs kid"

  • The Counselor

    The Counselor


    What a strange weird bizarre movie, I couldn't for the life of me get a grip on the tone. Most of the dialogue hurts to hear and that opening "romantic" scene, holy shit that was the least sexy thing I've seen in a while, and it had Penelope Cruz, how the fuck is that possible. I really liked a lot of the camerawork though. However I didn't like Cameron Diaz fucking a car

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    I'm still in awe of this movie. Every second with thanos and gamora is solid gold. Even outside of that this has most of my favorite MCU moments, drax thinks he's invisible, bubble gun, Thor taking the full force of a star, anytime he says rabbit, thors electric hammer entrance,"I hope they remember you", scarlet witch saving the day(she needs her own movie) etc. plus Thanos is one of the best villains of all time, so yeah this shit is the real deal 

    "I am disappointed but not because you didn't find it... but because you did, and you LIED"

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables


    OH MY GOD ANNE HATHAWAY IS FUCKING BREATHTAKING!! Forgot just how chilling every second of her screen time is. That being said most of the other voices around her just don't excite me at all. Hugh Jackman is an extraordinary screen presence but I just feel like he along with most of the others, doesn't get to really belt it out. Still AH's I dreamed a dream is one of the best things I've ever heard