Sylvester 🐍 has written 48 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Feels Good Man

    Feels Good Man

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    I watched this movie, and gotta say, feels pretty good man.

  • My Life as a Zucchini

    My Life as a Zucchini

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    My life as an Apricot.

  • Movie 43

    Movie 43

    Β½

    Oh I see we’re in hell now

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

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    The Werebitch Project.

  • Wonder

    Wonder

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    Julia_Roberts_saying_lets_get_drunk_in_a_kids_movie.mp3

  • Shrek 5

    Shrek 5

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    Shrek FIVEever after, definetly deserves a FIVE star review. Because Shrek had three kids in Shrek The Third, I'm guessing he'll have FIVE kids in Shrek The FIFTH. So I guess it wasn't ogre. It's never ogre. Oh well, we still get FIVE great movies. FIVE kids. FIVE movies. FIVE Shreks. When will we see the FIVE kids. Have there been FIVE generation of Shrek. Are there going to be FIVE Shrek's?

    Well. That's my FIVE star review people.

  • UglyDolls

    UglyDolls

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    The movie isn’t bad, it’s just overly underwhelming and boring

  • Out of Africa

    Out of Africa

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    "Hey look Meryl Streep is in this movie, give this BEST PICTURE!"

  • Airplane Mode

    Airplane Mode

    Β½

    Someone wipe Logan Paul of this planet.

  • The Gentlemen

    The Gentlemen

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    They're not really gentlemen, more psychomen.

  • Onward

    Onward

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    Meh.

  • Grosse Pointe Blank

    Grosse Pointe Blank

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    Funny as hell Mr. Cusack doing his normal thing.