• Vivarium

    Vivarium

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    The House.
    It’s A House.
    A Viva House.
    A Floating House.
    Jesse Eisenberg in A House.
    Ok.Β 
    It’s A House.
    A cold empty house.
    A boring boring not cool sci-fi.
    House.

    That’s what Vivarium is.

  • Drive

    Drive

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    They should make a sequel called β€œRide.”

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

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    Would’ve been better if it was β€œA Clockwork Red.”

  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    Β½

    So... she’s tall. My literal sister is taller.

  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

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    It’s sweet... You are kind of a bad person if you don’t like it.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Β½

    Ok... I’m going to go on a reviewing rampage today, so strap yourself in.

    This is possibly my least favourite movie, it is garbage, incoherent and Rey being a palpatine makes no sense

  • Jumanji: The Next Level

    Jumanji: The Next Level

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    Danny DeVito plays The Rock. Great.

  • Minions

    Minions

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    "Minions in some weird arcade game.
    An impossible to win Minion claw game.
    An impossible to win Minion cash drop game.
    This grotesque Minion replica thing.
    The DaVinci Mystery-oh I mean The Minion Mystery.
    A Winnie the Pooh arcade ga-oh wait there's a Minion in there.
    Win a Vampire or Pirate Minion...or this one in the corner that looks like it has something wrong with it.
    How about this jazz game-oh no wait there are Minions in here too.
    How…

  • Gummo

    Gummo

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    Gummo.
    Gummo?
    Dummo.
    Dumbo.
    Dummo.
    Gummo.
    Gummu.
    Gummi.
    Gummy.
    Bear.
    Gummy Bear.
    Gummo Bear.
    Gummo.
    Gumma.
    Gunna.
    Gun.
    Gunn.
    James Gunn.
    James Gunno.
    James Gummo.
    Ames Gummo.
    Mes Gummo.
    Es Gummo.
    S Gummo.
    Gummo.

    We’re right back where we started.

  • Horse Girl

    Horse Girl

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    ...

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

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    Bother me all you want.

  • Sisters

    Sisters

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    Brothers.