Sylvester 🐍 has written 14 reviews for films rated β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜… .

  • Feels Good Man

    Feels Good Man

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    I watched this movie, and gotta say, feels pretty good man.

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

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    The Werebitch Project.

  • Wonder

    Wonder

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    Julia_Roberts_saying_lets_get_drunk_in_a_kids_movie.mp3

  • Shrek 5

    Shrek 5

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    Shrek FIVEever after, definetly deserves a FIVE star review. Because Shrek had three kids in Shrek The Third, I'm guessing he'll have FIVE kids in Shrek The FIFTH. So I guess it wasn't ogre. It's never ogre. Oh well, we still get FIVE great movies. FIVE kids. FIVE movies. FIVE Shreks. When will we see the FIVE kids. Have there been FIVE generation of Shrek. Are there going to be FIVE Shrek's?

    Well. That's my FIVE star review people.

  • Grosse Pointe Blank

    Grosse Pointe Blank

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    Funny as hell Mr. Cusack doing his normal thing.

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

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    Would’ve been better if it was β€œA Clockwork Red.”

  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

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    It’s sweet... You are kind of a bad person if you don’t like it.

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

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    Bother me all you want.

  • Donnie Brasco

    Donnie Brasco

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    JUST FUHGETABOUT DA BAD MOVIES. FUHGETABOUT DA BAD MOVIES. DONNIE BRASCO FOR LIFE! FUHGETABOUTIT

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

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    I love this. You should love this. Everyone should love this. If you don't love this. Then you should. You should love this. Everyone should love this. I am a man of my word. Everyone should love this. You may ask. Why so serious? Well. Let's put a smile on that face? Shall we. Because you should love this. Everyone should love this. I'll make sure of it. Trust me. I am a man of my word.

  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic

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    I get super ironic enjoyment out of this.

  • 6 Underground

    6 Underground

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    Six... Overground?