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  • Clueless



    Perfect pick me up on a heart broken day.

  • Fifty Shades Freed

    Fifty Shades Freed


    "Are they real, like, can they be real?" - the actual best line in this movie, as spoken by Rita Ora.

    I just realized I've watched all of these films, each one with a different excuse and while thinking about how I could have guessed this was based on fan fiction with no prior knowledge.

    But no, definitely don't watch this if you can't sit through a bad movie.

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  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man


    How is this the funniest, saddest, best film I've ever watched?

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    Well, this honestly left me with mixed feelings. It made me laugh and I dig the 70s aesthetic but the pacing was weird imo and something felt off all together, I just don't get why people regard this a masterpiece. I guess it's just not my style.
    Holly March is a saving grace and a badass though and I'd watch a spin off of her kicking-ass in a heartbeat.