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  • Volcano



    "Man, was there a movie called Volcano?"

    - Me, approximately 7 minutes ago.

    I don't even remember the combination of thoughts that led up to me double checking to make sure this movie was real. I'm fairly sure I saw this in theaters. My then 7 year-old self was amused by someone screaming "SHIT" but thinking it sounded like "SHET."

  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist


    Once the movie ended, I was suddenly overwhelmed by the realization that I will never experience the joy of being complimented by a totally genuine Tommy Wiseau.

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    My cousin was genuinely frustrated and angry with me when I disregarded this as "Pocahontas In Space."

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2


    I'm not sure if I'll ever come to terms with the fact that I'll never be as cool as John Wick.