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  • Black Dynamite

    Black Dynamite


    Man, if only the panties dropped whenever I popped the top.

  • Super Troopers

    Super Troopers


    I actually wouldn't mind a Large Farva

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    My cousin was genuinely frustrated and angry with me when I disregarded this as "Pocahontas In Space."

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2


    I'm not sure if I'll ever come to terms with the fact that I'll never be as cool as John Wick.