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  • The Forbidden

    The Forbidden


    Hooptober 5.0 - Film #14 of 31

    I wanted a Barker film for my list, so here I am.

    Unless you really want to be as versed as you can in his work and make an effort to see everything he's done, this is avoidable. I'll go pick from the pile of better silent films.

  • The Fly

    The Fly


    Hooptober 5.0 - Film #13 of 31

    The parts that work are overshadowed by long stretches of fucking nothing, but they more than make up for them! I'll admit that I felt a little salty when the movie slowed down considerably after getting me all hyped in the opening, but the last stretch is more than worth it.

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    My cousin was genuinely frustrated and angry with me when I disregarded this as "Pocahontas In Space."

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2


    I'm not sure if I'll ever come to terms with the fact that I'll never be as cool as John Wick.