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Who hurt you, Davey C?

I don't get it.

4 stars. Deal with it.

When Jesse Eisenberg was in that weird security cage that doubled as a server room for some reason my butthole quivered when he recklessly slammed that 3.5" drive into that hot swap bay like he was loading a magazine into a rifle. This is why they never hired any magicians at any of the places I've worked.

This started off fanfuckingtastic but then quickly meandered into "who gives a shit?" territory & stayed there for the rest of the series.

I forgot how good this shit was.

This was The Wire sequel I needed. I want more.

I think I might love these behind-the-scenes movies even more than the originals.

Goofy fun. I didn't expect it to be as good as it was. I wanted more Brad Pitt, the dreamy, hunk assassin, though.

I know for a fact that Bruce Willis & Theo Rossi are capable of decent acting. Although this director has some sort of super power for making them crank out immensely shitty performances that make them seem as though they have absolutely no fucking idea what they're doing, just like said director.

Still one of the best things that's ever been created in the history of entertainment.

Best stand-up of the year so far. Just saw Joe a few weeks ago live & he does not disappoint. He only disappoints himself.

Available for free on YouTube:
youtu.be/0MOGB0nBHpg

Tuesgays!