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Elvis 2022
Yooooo.... can we get a round of applause for editing and costuming. Lost arts in film. 🙏🙏🙏
And a thank you to Baz Luhrmann for just not giving a single solitary fuck about subtlety. Despite hitting - and signalling minutes ahead of time - every major beat a typical musician biopic has (to the point that this movie almost feels indistinguishable from parody film Walk Hard), the lush personality rippling through Elvis carries it for 150 minutes. It's not quite…
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U.S. Marshals 1998
I think I may have last watched this in the theater - all of your favorites from the Fugitive! The action is not terrible but man is it uninspired.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer 1993
Do you figure Mike Myers agreed to be in this on the condition that he get to do 15 minutes of his Scottish voice?
There appears to be a deleted scene with a callback to the Colonel Sanders joke:
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Bill & Ted Face the Music 2020
So it took them 30 years to come up with just time-traveling and going to Hell again?
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The Kids in the Hall: Comedy Punks 2022
My wife has never seen Kids in the Hall (some people didn’t grow up with fathers who’d constantly complain and get free cable deals), but now she wants to watch it. That’s a sign of a good documentary on a very awesome show. Another good sign is that now I find Dave Foley attractive.
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Matilda 1996
Pee-wee Herman and Bob the Goon need their own movie.
Danny DeVito is a good director and should’ve made more movies. It’d be a damn shame if the only reason why he didn’t was because he found it too hard to climb into those tall director chairs.
The little girl who plays Matilda looks like Screech from Saved by the Bell. The internet says she is Ben Shapiro’s cousin. He looks like a crying lizard and would totally love this…
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