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Holiday movies

53 films

Personal list consisting of a mix of mostly-horrible-looking movies I need to check out, followed by a mostly-unordered collection of…

  • Every Day
  • The Mercy
  • The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society
  • To the Bone
  • Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind

Movies who's trailers have entirely way too many cymbal swells

28 films

This shit needs to stop.

Work in progress...

  • Spy
  • Crank
  • Acts of Violence
  • Killer Elite
  • Blitz

Bad trigger discipline

732 films

Movies who's posters feature characters demonstrating bad trigger discipline.

Not going to include any persons lining up a shots or…

  • The Fate of the Furious
  • Paranoia
  • Kingsman: The Secret Service
  • Central Intelligence
  • The Girl in the Spider's Web
  • Die Hard
  • Concussion
  • Sweeney Killing Sweeney
  • Get Santa
  • Stone Cold

Movies where they don't say goodbye on the phone

45 films

Work in progress. Suggestions welcome...

  • Sparrows Dance
  • Half Nelson
  • Gringo
  • Song of Back and Neck
  • Jesse Stone: Night Passage

Movies in which the director is an asshole and uses the "alarm clock sound" to wake a character up, instantly enraging me as a viewer

9 films

Currently ordered by how hard I punched my wall during the aforementioned scene.

Work in progress. Suggestions welcome...

  • Blackhat
  • Legend
  • Logan
  • I Saw the Devil
  • Extraction

Noteworthy stabbings

13 films

Work in progress. Suggestions welcome...

  • Murder in the First
  • Bad Boys
  • Papillon
  • Midnight Express
  • Birdman of Alcatraz

Prison movies I need to check out

8 films

Personal list of prison movies I need to take a gander into, because prison movies are a good time... unlike…

  • The Crow
  • Drinking Buddies
  • Noelle
  • Into the Woods
  • The Last Five Years
  • Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Movies with Anna Kendrick catching flies with her big, dumb mouth half way open

11 films

Tell me she's not looking like a demented mouth-breather for 90% of the time she's on screen in any movie…

  • Swingers
  • I Love You, Man
  • Ordinary People

Most awkward phone calls

3 films

Work in progress. Suggestions welcome...

  • The Sweetest Thing
  • Girl, Interrupted
  • The Hebrew Hammer
  • The Chase
  • Mission to Mars

Guilty pleasures

13 films

A list of movies people generally regard as being terrible (or at least not that great) and/or movies that appear…