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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me



    ”When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy.” 

    The beauty of life crumbling right before our very eyes. The comfort of one’s own bed collapsing with the horrifying realization. As we run through the inevitable, the harrowing tension crescendos to the heavens. The curiosity has won. That’s when the true vision shows itself. The monster is here; the pain is so clear. The tears are real. What a beautiful tragedy.

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return



    I wrote this for my private Instagram account: 

    I finished Twin Peaks: The Return last night. I really don’t know exactly right now how to put it all into words. But, I can say this, I feel so silly because yet again with basically all the other David Lynch projects I’ve seen, it was there all along how it was going to end. But, this time, I just wasn’t ready. It’s kinda funny in a way because Eraserhead is…

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems



    The best part of this whole experience was when Adam Sandler noticed a little kid in the audience. So, he asked him, ”Are you old enough to watch this? How old are you?”. The kid responds, ”I’m 10”. And, Adam literally said back, ”Ok, that’s old enough. Let’s fucking go!” 

  • Richie Rich's Christmas Wish

    Richie Rich's Christmas Wish



    I love how this is more of a time travel action thriller than a Christmas film.

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  • The Simpsons Movie

    The Simpsons Movie



    There’s a moment in this where Bart is looking through luggage on a train, and finds a black bra in a passenger’s luggage. He then puts it on his head, and proceeds to say in a mouse voice the following: ”I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!”

    Ah, how ironic all these years later.

  • Her




    Viewed in 35mm

    ”The past is just a story we tell ourselves.”

    Convincing yourself you’re in perfect harmony,
    Only for it to reveal itself again.
    Scared of another broken heart,
    You tell yourself it’s gonna be ok.
    But, once the last tear falls,
    You find youself questioning your heart, again.

    And, that’s the power of Her...