Just a guy who, as of March 2021, loves Corky Romano.

Favorite films

  • Alone. Life Wastes Andy Hardy
  • Mothlight
  • The Hart of London
  • Corky Romano

Recent activity

  • Brain Death


  • The 15:17 to Paris


  • The Matrix Resurrections


  • Cry Macho


Recent reviews

  • Brain Death

    Brain Death


    A coming-of-age record store comedy through the lens of Matthew Barney and Clive Barker. Got out of my seat and applauded during the John Jurasek/TheReportOfTheWeek/Reviewbrah cameo. The recurrence of Shrek 3 as subliminal stimuli is a profound and lolworthy inclusion.

    Rising star Hesse Deni will be Hollywood's next Greta Gerwig, but good. Needs more Jarrod White.

  • The 15:17 to Paris

    The 15:17 to Paris


    Clint Eastwood's jingoistic Gummo.

Popular reviews

  • The Scary of Sixty-First

    The Scary of Sixty-First

    I do respect the bit of doing a podcast that stakes its cultural criticism in reverence for Paglia, Bloom and Hickey—critics who posit beauty is the most important component of art—and citing Lynch, Polanski and Kubrick—three of the most gifted visual artists in the history of the film medium—as your touchstone influences only to make a movie that looks like absolute dogshit.

  • The Departed

    The Departed

    Fifteen guys doing the Boston equivalent of Kevin Spacey's Foghorn Leghorn impression for two and a half hours.