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  The Curse of Humpty Dumpty 2021

  Watched by audrey farnsworth 25 Sep 2021

  They did it.  Somebody did this. And, frankly, I am proud of them. They made humpty dumpty the egg prince a villain in a horror movie. This egg just keeps on standing up, just rising up off the ground behind everybody, AND THEN does something sinister like…make them TRIP over him because NOW he has FALLEN DOWN, back to the ground! constant action in this instant classic, all of the standing up and falling down you desire in a Film

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  Dinosaur Hotel 2021

  ★★ Watched by audrey farnsworth 25 Sep 2021

  Someone is killing people at this house. But what? Fuck you, it’s a dinosaur. And we’re using the same font as Jurassic Park, FUCK you. hahaha! You can do anything in this world! Even this! Raptor jumps out of the hallway, you’re dead! Sorry! Lol, “sorry”!!!! That’s the film. And remember: (flips you off) 

  It’s the exact Jurassic park raptor. But like? A paper cutout of it? It’s like the literal exact raptor except like paper doll version. Is this…

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  Malignant 2021

  ★★★½ Watched by audrey farnsworth 10 Sep 2021

  At first I was like “wow that demon just put on a jacket, that will definitely be the funniest part of this film” and then an hour later I was like hang on

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  Six Days Seven Nights 1998

  ★ Added by audrey farnsworth

  harrison ford said to anne heche in this movie, “i think we’re gonna be here a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time” and i turned to my dad who was sitting next to me with a little smirk and said, “i bet it will only be for six days and seven nights” and my dad chuckled