"signs" (2002) historian
this one guy in this movie doesn’t even know he’s in a movie. he’s just eating lunch. he’s just like looking around, looking at his steak, then someone talks to him and he’s like what? are you talking about my steak? and that’s it! that’s the whole character! love this guy!
“are you disappointed that i’m not a virgin?” she ASKS her DAD. what! no! don’t. don’t fucking ask that, WHY WOULD…okay. what the shit
“come out” he says to…
First of all I love to watch a movie that lasts for my whole life. Every time I checked to see how much longer this movie had, one of the characters turned to the camera and flipped me off and I was like “whoa sorry dude” and they were like “we’re doing this whole thing for you why don’t you like it” and I was like “sorry man I mean I’ll finish it” and they were like “thanks. Don’t check…
My friend told me to watch this and I said ok but my review of it will be me texting you throughout the whole thing. So these are just my texts to her:
Captain Ahab is driving a submarine. And if he does it better than his coworker, he wins a case of beer
Whale just chomped a sub. I think he’s straight up eating it LOL WHALE JUST JUMPED OUT OF THE OCEAN WITH SUB IN MOUTH.
harrison ford said to anne heche in this movie, “i think we’re gonna be here a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time” and i turned to my dad who was sitting next to me with a little smirk and said, “i bet it will only be for six days and seven nights” and my dad chuckled
Did everything happen in 1999? Everything happened in 1999. Everyone hates this movie and I love it. God it’s stupid. The house is so mad. This movie introduced me to Owen Wilson saying “wow,” someone’s head getting cut off in a movie, Liam Neeson saying “we’ve got to get out of here” in the exact same tone and cadence he said “anakin! Drop!” in the phantom menace. At one point this house has hands. God what a piece of shit, this movie cost literally 80 million dollars to make, I love it. The house is so mad