audrey farnsworth

there’s nothing i love more than being a film woman

Favorite films

  • The Mummy
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Jurassic Park
  • Twister

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  • Black Sheep

    ★★★

  • Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

    ★★

  • House of Gucci

    ★★½

  • The Princess

    ★½

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  • Watchmen

    Watchmen

    ★★½

    First of all I love to watch a movie that lasts for my whole life. Every time I checked to see how much longer this movie had, one of the characters turned to the camera and flipped me off and I was like “whoa sorry dude” and they were like “we’re doing this whole thing for you why don’t you like it” and I was like “sorry man I mean I’ll finish it” and they were like “thanks. Don’t check…

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    this was truly a huge moment in my life and i am elated to share this experience with you.

    the friendship formed between the two women at the beginning of this film is truly incredible. after finding elizabeth berkley punching her car, this woman is like, "y'know what, i like you" and then when elizabeth follows up by hitting her head on the car repeatedly and running into traffic, this woman is like, "here's an idea, let me take you…

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  • Black Sheep

    Black Sheep

    ★★★

    Seeing a guy so desperately afraid of sheep in a cab stuck in the middle of a bunch of sheep at the beginning was like watching a poem 

    A sheep was attacking a guy driving a car and he kept bonking its head against the horn and it kept beeping? A classic bonk ‘n honk. And then I think a sheep drove a car? Not well, though, he drove it off a cliff. Not completely irrational but it’s hooves WERE on the wheel so I can’t really believe that

  • Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

    Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

    I thought at first that the opening credits said “an NPR Production” and did a double take

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  • Six Days Seven Nights

    Six Days Seven Nights

    harrison ford said to anne heche in this movie, “i think we’re gonna be here a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time” and i turned to my dad who was sitting next to me with a little smirk and said, “i bet it will only be for six days and seven nights” and my dad chuckled

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★½

    At first I was like “wow that demon just put on a jacket, that will definitely be the funniest part of this film” and then an hour later I was like hang on